Due to his tenure within our unit, Mr. Message has become the subject of his own lore –

• Mr. Message is impervious to mosquitos, because his skin is like steel. Their needles just bend when they try to bite him.
• The Ma-Ka-Ja-Bear asks Mr. Message for permission to enter camp.
• Because the Ma-Ka-Ja-Bear and Mr. Message are such close friends, the bear once traveled to Gurnee for a visit!
• Mr. Message does not sleep. He lies in wait.
• Mr. Message does not require rain gear, because the raindrops choose to not fall on him.
• Mr. Message does not need to fish for food. He simply walks to the shore, puts out his hands, and the fish willingly leap into them.
• Mr. Message is, in fact, the only person to have ever won a game of “Rock, Rock, Rock.”
• One time while out on a hike, a snake bit Mr. Message. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
• Mr. Message once saved a Scout’s life by injecting himself in the thumb with an epi-pen.
• Mr. Message does not need to carry matches. His gaze alone is enough to light a fire.
• Mr. Message does not use a hammer for tent stakes. The stakes drive themselves in order to stay within his grace.

If you have any other Mr. Message lore, please send it to us!